Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish Extent by Lewis Capaldi
The male Adele has arrived, ladies and gentlemen.
The male Adele has arrived, ladies and gentlemen.
Madonna’s plan to stay relevant is to be boring and woke in her best Minnie Mouse voice.
Tay Tay’s evil older stepsister is trying so, so hard.
Lorde lost her boyfriend, so this is her sad album.
Slur your words, act like you’re drugged to the gills, blah blah blurb… congrats, you’re now Lana Del Rey.
Who would’ve thought a Taylor Swift album can be transformed into a collection of exquisite male angst and feels?
Of course I discover them two years after they broke up.
Shawn Mendes wants you to know that he is straight and will love you ladies long, long time with his totally heterosexual pee-pee.
The grandfathers of all boybands are back once again and it’s business as usual.
Nice, but it’d be nicer if they get a bit more… experimental.