Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.
Category: Genre: Sci-fi & Fantasy
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
Hopefully, this flat and draggy movie is indeed the last of its kind.
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
This one borrows so heavily from many better movies, so why watch this one, and not those movies?
Perhaps it is inevitable, but these Marvel superhero movies are starting to have a by-the-numbers feel.
If you want your fond memories of the early movies to be violated to pieces, then yes, watch this one.
I believe I can confidently say that this is going to be the worst movie of 2015, if not the entire decade.
Easily the biggest girl power action flick of the year, this one however doesn’t offer much beyond loud explosions.
Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.
Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.
Good news: Rusty Joiner takes off his shirt once or twice here. Bad news: you can see more of him online, this movie blows.
Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures. If you take them to space, don’t bring them back.
Of all the vampires in movies, the dude in Dracula Untold may be the most tragic pushover of them all.
The Maze Runner could have been the most gory and scary dystopian teen flick to hit the screen, but it ends up being the most limpid one to date.
In many ways, the movie version of The Giver is missing the more elegant nuances of the book. It still manages to entertain and touch the heart, though.
Is this movie a way to pay off the director’s drug dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene?
This movie is a reboot, completely ruined by that brain damaged bimbo who is responsible for every single mess in this movie.