Ugh, why are these studios bending over backwards to give Marvel Studios the crown when it comes to superhero movies?
Category: Genre: Sci-fi & Fantasy
This is easily one of the most brainless, ridiculous, and yet most entertaining popcorn flicks in a while. Everyone fights with everyone else!
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?
Gerard Butler being naked the entire movie may have saved it. Maybe. There are just too many annoyances in here.
Oh my god, the movie is finally out and… it’s actually pretty good! Imagine that.
Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.