The Gates (2023)
The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.
The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.
Even Norway is not free of tired, played-out werewolf tropes!
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.
Ooh, I didn’t know Jonathan Rhys Meyer can play the psycho killer sort well!
China’s love affair with monster snakes can be horrible and embarrassing to behold.
This movie is a remake of the director’s own movie, and he couldn’t even make it any more coherent?
Don’t be fooled like I was by the poster: this is another movie about the evils of oil and what not.
Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.
Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?
That this thing exists is proof that evil is real and alive in our world.