Splinter (2008)
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.
This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.
Oh, this is like a Cthulhu unicorn! Do you know how rare is it to find a halfway decent, much less good, cosmic horror film?
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
Here’s another Dracula movie that doesn’t do much to make things less predictable.
Neil Marshall tries, but the result is a dime store rehash of Dog Soldiers meets The Descent.
Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!