Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
Category: Genre: Horror & Monster
These woods are where brain cells go to die.
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!
Okay, this one is pretty rubbish, but the main guy is so pretty. Decisions, decisions…
Jane Austen story with zombies! Unfortunately, this forgettable flick doesn’t know how to capitalize on its premise to be worth much.
After a while, you may end up wishing that Grizzly the Killer Bear would kill you instead, to end your misery.
Babysitting a doll, even for a lot of money? Naturally, the heroine is going to regret accepting the job.
On the bright side, the zombie disease is still killing off all these twits.
Careful, you may contract high blood pressure from all the obnoxious cretins in this movie.
They paid Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins to be in this one, but don’t put in any martial arts scene? Dumbasses.