You know what they say about sequels. This one just doesn’t measure up.
Category: Genre: Crime & Thriller
Okay, so it has Jesse Eisenberg, but despite that, this one is so entertaining, it’s almost magical.
This one really wants to be the UK version of American Psycho so badly that it ends up flailing in desperation.
So this is what goes into Australian fertilizer. Tasty.
With a title like that, what kind of movie do you think this is?
How timely, this is a movie featuring two people in current TV shows from producer Ryan Murphy, reminding you as to how bad they are at acting.
So much male full frontal nudity, so many explicit scenes, and yet, so little joy to be had.
Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.
That dude from Downton Abbey is now a homicidal maniac. How does that work, exactly?
Self Storage is probably one of Eric Roberts’s worst movies ever. Think about that. Then again, let’s not.