So much male full frontal nudity, so many explicit scenes, and yet, so little joy to be had.
Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.
That dude from Downton Abbey is now a homicidal maniac. How does that work, exactly?
Self Storage is probably one of Eric Roberts’s worst movies ever. Think about that. Then again, let’s not.
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count by the hero here, alas, includes the plot as well.
A Walk Among the Tombstones is an entertaining stop-those-serial-killers movie. It won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.