The only explanation for the plot of this movie is that it is the frantic delusions of the director as he is seized by a powerful high, and this movie is his way to pay off his dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene. Or something like that.
Video game adaptations tend to be awful, and this low-budget thing with a D-grade cast is bound to be bad, right? Of course it is.
Yes, it’s Hercules, and he has a bunch of violent people following this time around. This is, simply put, one of the most enjoyable average flicks I’ve come across in a while.
The best thing about this haphazardly put-together movie is that one of the main guys spends most of the time half naked. No, it’s not Paul Walker, but while the other guy ain’t as pretty, that body sure is a work of art. Anyway.