Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count by the hero here, alas, includes the plot as well.
Is this movie a way to pay off the director’s drug dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene?
Video game adaptations tend to be awful, and this low-budget thing with a D-grade cast is bound to be bad, right? Of course it is.
Yes, it’s Hercules. This is, simply put, one of the most enjoyable average flicks I’ve come across in a while.
The best thing about this haphazardly put-together movie is that one of the main guys spends most of the time half naked.