Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
Category: Film Reviews
This is easily one of the most brainless, ridiculous, and yet most entertaining popcorn flicks in a while. Everyone fights with everyone else!
Yeah, yeah, crap movie, dumb parody, but did you get a look at that shirtless hunk running around in this movie? Oh, baby.
These woods are where brain cells go to die.
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!
This one really wants to be the UK version of American Psycho so badly that it ends up flailing in desperation.
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?