Silver Wings by RA Montgomery
Down goes the plane…
Down goes the plane…
Run while you can.
Wizards are evil. That’s the truth.
Second-time trip is better than the first one.
All scaly things must die.
You are now an army general, but some things just never change.
Oops, you’re suddenly the only human alive on Earth. Or are you?
The grand finale is more like a mere wrap-up of loose ends.
Now you can star in your very own boring Star Trek episode!
Another chance to star in your own MST3K masterpiece!