A Brand New Patch of Sky by Yolande Kleinn
The most dramatic moment here is the sex scene. A dull one.
The most dramatic moment here is the sex scene. A dull one.
If I could insert an animated image here, it’s of Tyra Banks screaming that we are all rooting for the author.
Ugh, songs from The Greatest Showman won’t stop playing in my head.
Yeah, yeah, comedy is subjective, blah blah blah… nope, it doesn’t work on me, so it’s still a miss.
Our heroine’s instinctive reaction upon being kidnapped is to furl her nipples. What can I say? He’s hot.
This is an enjoyable story, but I find the emotional aspects to be on the hollow side.
A guy is going to get it on with his sculpture, and sadly, that’s nowhere as fun as it could have been.
Lightweight.
She’s a baby, he’s 300, and it’s love at first sight.
Dear Satan and Xenu and God on high, the “humor” in this thing…