Alas, bite is the one thing that is missing from this otherwise readable tale.
It’s like, Buffy’s English great-greatmother is an airhead and Spike’s great-grandfather is a big fan of Christopher Lee’s Dracula characters.
Oh, I love those horny centaurs… except this one, who really should just do me a favor and die.
Old school vampire romance alert! Put on your nostalgia goggles and enjoy.
I guess, for $0.99, I can’t expect too much. But still, I think this one could have been better.
I’m tempted to deduct an oogie for the names of the hero and the heroine, but nah, I’m not that mean.
Finally, a happily ever after for the nerd turned sex doll and her horny Roman general!
From snobby nerd babe to Roman warlord’s sex show main attraction! Read all about it!
One-minute men, one-minute stories. Both are the same, do not engage unless you’re really bored.
This is an actually pretty standard naughty fantasy story. Only, tentacles!
Whom do I have to sacrifice chickens to, to turn this into an urban fantasy and not an icky romance?
It should have been a bit longer.
This one reads like it was written, edited, and proofread by fourteen-year- old kids.
Oh, a tale with a dwarf protagonist! Too bad it comes up short in so many ways.
This story is “armored” against things that could have made it interesting, snort.
Now this is how you create a familiar but very entertaining romp!
This is a “Huh?” book. Ask me about it a few days down the road and I’d give you a blank look.
The author has a big gun; he wants everyone to watch him play with it for over 700 pages.
How many ways can the author portray Australians as freaks of the century? Many, many ways!
A TBR Challenge 2015 review. These days, my standards are admittedly low when it comes to this author. Still, I’ve had fun, so that’s good.