This is a polished and well-written story, but I just ain’t feeling the magic.
Category: 3 Oogies
With a title like that, what kind of movie do you think this is?
There isn’t much excitement here, just awesomely perfect people basking in one another’s amazing aura.
Please don’t hurt the hero. You’ll make him say hateful things and throw a tantrum or two.
The hero is whiny, mopey, petty, and – worst of all – bewildering. Nothing worse than a crybaby that makes no sense.
Wait, the usual “Marry me, or I will get all melodramatic about my life woes!” proposal is considered wicked now?
It’s a pretty fun story, but it can also be a bit of a disappointment.
Sigh. Here we have stereotyping and shallow laughs passed off as a celebration of diversity and bisexuality acceptance.
It’s posing for a painting and shagging a hot guy or facing a fate worst than death: deportment back to England.
Amnesia, wealthy people, dead granny… how cute, this is a soap opera with a happy ending.