What is with that title, people? I mean… what is that thing?
This story is “armored” against things that could have made it interesting, snort.
Why take a story rife with possibilities and turn it into a tale of stubborn one-dimensional creatures scowling at one another?
Six feet under, more like.
Easily the biggest girl power action flick of the year, this one however doesn’t offer much beyond loud explosions.
Nothing new here, just the same old stuff, rehashed the same old way.
Turning the heroine into a cartoon shrew is never a good idea, darling.
If you like stories of heroes boinking crazy into submission, here’s your baby.
Aren’t divorce lawyers disgusting people? So what does it say about the heroine, when she wants it bad from someone she claims to hate?
The names of the characters are different, but it’s the same book. I guess the author doesn’t want to break what’s not broken.
Bwahahaha at the title. Yucks at everything else.
Warning! Peen-hungry daughter of the POTUS is on the prowl! Okay, it’s like that, but not really like that. Or something.
Wait, did anyone say “perfect”? Not today, dear, not today.
This story is doomed from the start, when the author becomes too fixated on the heroine’s virtue over everything else.
The author commits the greatest authorial crime ever: she fails to make me care even a little about her story.
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!
Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.
It almost breaks my brain too.
Yes, “lost” is definitely the operative word here.