Plots are for losers. Cool people just breed and make babies for sequels.
The best thing about this one is the lack of “My girlfriend is a hateful slut!” drama. Everything else is… oh boy.
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
The author seems more interested in having her characters be sarcastic and acerbic than in telling a believable story.
Oh, a tale with a dwarf protagonist! Too bad it comes up short in so many ways.
The ugliest man in music (after Bruno Mars) wants you to know that he knows how much you want him.
First Broken, now Twisted. The agony is real.
What is with that title, people? I mean… what is that thing?
This story is “armored” against things that could have made it interesting, snort.
Why take a story rife with possibilities and turn it into a tale of stubborn one-dimensional creatures scowling at one another?
Six feet under, more like.
Easily the biggest girl power action flick of the year, this one however doesn’t offer much beyond loud explosions.
Nothing new here, just the same old stuff, rehashed the same old way.
Turning the heroine into a cartoon shrew is never a good idea, darling.
If you like stories of heroes boinking crazy into submission, here’s your baby.
Aren’t divorce lawyers disgusting people? So what does it say about the heroine, when she wants it bad from someone she claims to hate?
The names of the characters are different, but it’s the same book. I guess the author doesn’t want to break what’s not broken.
Bwahahaha at the title. Yucks at everything else.
Warning! Peen-hungry daughter of the POTUS is on the prowl! Okay, it’s like that, but not really like that. Or something.
Wait, did anyone say “perfect”? Not today, dear, not today.