Playboy rich kid falls for his childhood friend, who is determined to marry his sister. Sounds fun, but the end result is pretty cringe-inducing.
Category: 2 Oogies
Someone spelled “arses” wrong in the title.
This is what happens when too-smart people do funny things in creepy old buildings.
Come undress me; I have prettied myself with a ball and chain, with a refuge in my old name…
What happens when a gay man is knocked up by his partner? According to this movie, absolutely nothing of interest.
The hero is too good for the heroine, who needs sedatives more than anything else.
No, the title is not a reference to the monster in the hero’s pants. We all have to live with the disappointment.
Babysitting a doll, even for a lot of money? Naturally, the heroine is going to regret accepting the job.
You need to appreciate wealthy and handsome yet whiny crybaby manchild assholes in order to enjoy this story.
At last, John and his boyfriend can get to have hot sex forever and ever. Everyone else dies, flies, whatever – John getting his boo is everything that matters.