Blood of the Zombies by Ian Livingstone
A castle full of zombies. Sigh. This plot is brainless, so no wonder they are hungry.
A castle full of zombies. Sigh. This plot is brainless, so no wonder they are hungry.
Turns out, it is not very exciting after all, hmmph.
It’s Friday the 13th gone Fighting Fantasy, but you are no scream queen.
Who knew being a nobleman in 13th century Italy is so dreary?
The hero… uh, I guess when he opens his mouth, he’s not for everyone?
Folks who read this are worse off for it.
Making the villain so ridiculously evil won’t help the main characters look any less silly.
What happens when you blow it?
Death by water nymph. Ugh.
You need to retrieve the Sword of Glee from the evil wizard so don’t stop be-lie-eee-ving!