Let’s talk about the website
This website features reviews of books, movies, music, and other stuff, all written and (badly) edited by yours truly here. We reserve the right to update this site whenever our schedule permits, and our opinions are 100% correct as far as we are concerned because, strangely enough, we’ve never disagreed with a thing we’ve said. If you disagree with anything, you can let us know, but we can’t promise we’d care. If you don’t like our tone, tough. Go eat a cookie and find another place online that’s more to your liking.
Let’s talk about the reviews
Oogies are the above smiley faces used to denote the score of the item reviewed, of course. With WordPress, the best way to categorize things by rating is to use the “1 to 5” system; anything else would complicate things. But hearts, bananas, stars, and what not are so boring, so why not smiley faces? 5 oogies are for what we consider the best, while 1 oogie is for those best left unsaid and forgotten, naturally.
Because people like the idea of scores, it helps them decide at a glance whether they want to click on the link and read.
We have great taste.
You are an adult. You don’t need strangers to hold your hands and shield you from horrible things in this world. If just reading certain words causes you to become traumatized, please do yourself a favor and check yourself into a psychiatric ward for proper medical evaluation.
We are not American, so we can’t be bothered to make any official disclosure. But we spend money on almost all of the things reviewed here. Some authors occasionally send things over, but they usually stop after reading the reviews of those books.
It’s hard, we know, especially when this website is full of promotional materials and advertisements… oh, wait. We’re afraid you have to use your discretion, dear.
We hate that song.
How do you know that we are not bestselling authors? Think about that.
Perfect. It’s all part of our plan to conquer the world and make every hot guy our slave.
What authors ask
We’d rather spend our money on something else.
We’re happy with our current level of greatness.
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